Proof that even the "hero" of the comic doesn't always come out on top. Besides I know for a fact that Chris would get some good licks in if this were for real so I have to credit him that at least.
Check out that first panel. Cool huh? I'm very proud of that. I didn't intend it but if you blur your vision just a bit that panel almost seems to be in 3-D which is just the coolest thing ever!